I like this meme so I stole it.
I know!
Nobody tagged me, I just up and did it anyway.
‘Breaking the law, breaking the law’
You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight along side you.
1. According to my research (which was a little worrying), some kind of semi-auto rifle is the way to go when a-hunting zombies. Possibly an AR-15.
AR-15
Don’t know why, have forgotten. Something to do with accuracy, power, durability, jamming, etc. Anyway, as I know pretty much nothing about weapons, especially using them to exerminate the undead, I accept the advice of my council of advisors. Who scare me a little. Ok, I’ve read World War Z, but come on, arguing that vehemently about which weapon is going to see you through the Zombie Apocalypse…hopefully these people don’t actually have access to big guns.
2. System of a Down – Revenga
Kind of has a Zombie killing riffage no?
3.
Dr Byron Orpheus from the Venture Bros
Being the 3 people I reckon most likely to enjoy a zombie holocaust over real life.
July 10, 2008 at 10:05 pm |
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July 10, 2008 at 11:19 pm |
Mind if I sneakily join in. Not that I know much about zombies
1. I am the weapon
2. I’d be playing a few soothing Sigur Ros songs to get me through the stress and
3. I’d be fighting with Hugh Laurie so I’d have something to do once te zombie is down
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July 11, 2008 at 10:29 am |
Feel free to kick zombie ass by all means. Kicking and punching creatures that infect through biting would seem a little dangerous, but hey, it’s a novel way to commit suicide.
Sigur Ros might be nice. I could see that, especially some of the tracks that build up to a massive crescendo of noise. Slow-mo zombie killing. Perhaps the track can end as you are overwhelmed by the hordes (cos you have no decent weapon), and you fall to your knees shouting ‘Nooooooooooo’ (a la Willem Dafoe in Platoon.)
Hugh Laurie. Not too fast on his feet really? Maybe if he adapted his cane to a pump action shotgun stick.
July 11, 2008 at 10:53 am |
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July 13, 2008 at 11:50 pm |
My mind could kill any zombie and if not, I’d just stare them out and Hugh could hit them with his cane. Of course it would be quite magical. Is magic a decent enough weapon? x
July 14, 2008 at 1:27 am |
Okay, it’s done and up! I got around to this one. I hope enjoyment is found…
July 14, 2008 at 11:54 am |
@eccedentesiast So, you’re going to outstare a zombie, and then Hugh Laurie is going to beat it to a pulp with a walking stick.
Not exactly a great tactic for crowd control is it?
Maybe you have some kind of ranged semi-auto stare effect, that might do the job. I still think Hugh is dead weight though, craggy and handsome though he may be.
@PA Thought you may have fun with it. I can totally see you in a purple power ranger outfit.